queen-of-quiet-queefs:

unityy:

Finish this s

oulja boy off in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that soulja boy Then super man that hoe Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy)

 - Trying to get your waitress' attention but she doesn't hear you
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binkshapiro:

instagram is down i hope everyone at coachella is ok

scarygoddess:

I, a big wrinkle, made all of these smaller wrinkles.

scarygoddess:

I, a big wrinkle, made all of these smaller wrinkles.

unimpressed2chainz:

(calls police) hello, some bitch is still trying to talk to me about frozen

alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

militantweasel:

thekingofhorror:

robemmy:

Hypocrisy

So fucking powerful.

Poverty has became so normal people just accept it now. But when someone attacks the poor, they get angry.

parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
clock: 11:01
me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now