When your mom lets you stay home on half days
"Consensual sex" is just sex. To say that implies that there is such a thing as "non consensual sex", which there isn’t. That’s rape. That is what it needs to be called. There is only sex or rape. Do not teach people that rape is just another type of sex. They are two very separate events. You wouldn’t say "breathing swimming" and "non breathing swimming", you say swimming and drowning.
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country
somebody write this on my tombstone
when you get a bad haircut and you see people for the first time